Strange DN Duel Notes...

**CLockWoRK** on 2011-07-13, 13:06

Best one I've seen was

"1100+ no sams/rfg no S. Warning

-Staff Note-
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Spam (Major) - Repetition of foul/vulgar language
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-This can include things like " Username is a (insert derogatory word)".

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**vem123** on 2011-07-13, 13:14

No dark hole decks

15000+ only

No [Instert all tier 1 and 2 and some random deck names here]

**Adept VantageSP** on 2011-07-13, 13:14

I have seen one say something like:

"Must have skype and wear a bra"

I just kind of loled at that one for some reason.

**Yami-Malik** on 2011-07-13, 14:20

"Yes im a girl. Calm down."

**newplanet** on 2011-07-13, 14:27

one that said "cheaters only"

**TKGriffiths** on 2011-07-13, 14:31

'No Synchros'

Then I pounce on them with my Elemental Hero deck. Razz

**CaiusTSR** on 2011-07-13, 14:56

TKGriffiths wrote:'No Synchros'

Then I pounce on them with my Elemental Hero deck.

It's like they are asking to be murdered by HERO.

My fav has to be "U cnt beat me!" closely follwed by 239/-92

**Badass_Bunny** on 2011-07-13, 15:04

The Absolutely Best One has to be "No TCG no OCG no Sams no exodia"

I was like "what the hell are you gonna play against"

**KingKaiserSW** on 2011-07-13, 15:09

"No magnet warrior decks"

**Willexoh** on 2011-07-14, 07:39

"No Sacred Beasts"

**Nelrick** on 2011-07-14, 07:41

"No tier decks"
Incredibly enough 10 secs in someone dueled him.
Im guessing a 60 cards mix deck?
Asking for no tier is like asking for "no decks"..

**enmanuel7** on 2011-07-14, 07:47

no trap hole variants?no syncro no fusion

**KaousFaustXIII** on 2011-07-14, 09:19

"no archetypes"

hmm... :/

**snow** on 2011-07-14, 09:33

" no crying if i beat you"

i beat that person he get's mad

**thmaninblack** on 2011-07-14, 10:39

User name: Something varient of "Pro" or "Master"
Note: DON'T QUIT IF I'M BEATING YOU
Rack/Rep: something low/something horrible

**Johnny Raptor** on 2011-07-14, 11:05

"If you lose, you have to marry me"

Yes, I'm being serious. I saw this, and died laughing.

**{EX} TheVoid** on 2011-07-14, 11:13

I swear on my life Im not making this up. This might be offensive but Im quoting a note I saw last night:

"No mexicans, no niggers, no crackers. Asians only."

**thmaninblack** on 2011-07-14, 21:12

Just saw one.

TCG (no sams, otk, gk, bw, fairy, xsaber, fabled, D.D.)

How picky can you get?

**SpaceJam** on 2011-07-14, 21:35

"Are you part of the Dollars?"

I found that quite odd

and also another that was jokes

"looking 4 a cute 13yearold girl. I am 14 year old boy"

I mean get a real girl in REAL LIFE

**intch95** on 2011-07-15, 01:06

"did it smell that bad when u ate it?"

i lol'd a little inside then proceed to take a sip of my protein shack and chuckle some more until juice came out my nose...I got over it eventually.

**Rezzd** on 2011-07-15, 01:32

"Looking for girl in Ohio"
It was funny and kind of sad

**Pot of Profanity** on 2011-07-15, 01:36

"No traps!"
Was my favorite. Sure, why not "No cards!"?

**Fawkey** on 2011-07-15, 06:07

"Click for sex"

Safe to say that guy got sooo many duels that night.

**Goddess nX** on 2011-07-15, 07:48

"girls only"

Facepalm....

**thmaninblack** on 2011-07-15, 13:06

"all hail the african hitler god"

......
no comment

**Adept VantageSP** on 2011-07-15, 13:11

In Traditional:
"NO BANNED CARDS!"

**Supreme_King** on 2011-07-15, 14:16

"I've got a 6-0 record"
Edited it myself to 6-1.

"Try beating me" while running some LS/Dark variant that wasn't very successful, yet he tried to tell me he only lost once. Guess that duel made it twice.

What can I say, I love dueling guys who think they are tops and beating them with an out of the blue deck xD

**thmaninblack** on 2011-07-15, 19:19

In rated:

1289/-89
INSTANT DUEL!

Somebody is desperate.....
I wonder why.

EDIT:
Saw another one that said
"Find hot chic over here Mad

"

**Johnny Raptor** on 2011-07-15, 19:36

When I last got on, the guy said "Admit defeat please", under Rated, and he had 100/-65. Rolling Eyes

**koroyami** on 2011-07-15, 21:22

CaiusTSR wrote:
TKGriffiths wrote:'No Synchros'

Then I pounce on them with my Elemental Hero deck.

It's like they are asking to be murdered by HERO.

My fav has to be "U cnt beat me!" closely follwed by 239/-92

thats so funny Very Happy

**Adept VantageSP** on 2011-07-15, 21:26

Here is something you don't see everyday:
"Cute guys please pm me!"
a few under it

"Lookiming for female duelist" (not a typo on my part)

Yugioh match maker anyone? (assuming the first one is a girl)

Also, "Duel me to DATE ME (girlz only!)"

Alright enough of these type of notes xd.

**G-Mac** on 2011-07-15, 21:47

"No Xyzs" <--- they aren't even in DN yet followed by a rep of 219/-92

**Johnny Raptor** on 2011-07-15, 21:50

vantagesp wrote:Here is something you don't see everyday:
"Cute guys please pm me!"
a few under it

"Lookiming for female duelist" (not a typo on my part)

Yugioh match maker anyone? (assuming the first one is a girl)

Also, "Duel me to DATE ME (girlz only!)"

Alright enough of these type of notes xd.

It's all so strange, and yet we're not allowed to criticize how stupid they are. x.X

**Yami-Malik** on 2011-07-15, 21:58

"Duel me to DATE ME" ROFLROFLROFL! I LMFAO at that one.

**SillyDude** on 2011-07-15, 22:37

how about 'KIRK get yo black a** over here!'

man i LOLed so hard at that!

**thmaninblack** on 2011-07-15, 22:41

"Horny girl in here."

Now that's quite an advertisement.

Another one saying
"Dont Join dis"

**Johnny Raptor** on 2011-07-15, 23:41

thmaninblack wrote:"Horny girl in here."

Now that's quite an advertisement.

Sounds more like a dude imo.

Another one saying
"Dont Join dis"

Lolololol, how inviting.

Responses in quote. xD

**SillyDude** on 2011-07-16, 00:17

grrr to the faggot...lol

**Rezzd** on 2011-07-16, 01:16

SillyDude wrote:grrr to the faggot...lol

I saw that one too, it was quite amusing

**thmaninblack** on 2011-07-16, 04:07

"I am Barack Obama bored of being Prez atm duel me"

**CLockWoRK** on 2011-07-16, 04:37

**TyagoHexagon** on 2011-07-16, 14:07

A duel note saying "dont join". I didn't.
Another saying "no exoida / no six sams" (that is written correctly). And can anyone explain me why everyone is afraid of exodia?

**Naturia** on 2011-07-16, 14:15

"No noobs, 700+"
Honestly, could someone 700+ be a noob?

**Johnny Raptor** on 2011-07-16, 14:36

I just recently saw one saying "No Jurracs or Ice Barriers"... what the hell did they do to deserve that!? D:

**joshjones** on 2011-07-16, 14:39

TyagoHexagon wrote:A duel note saying "dont join". I didn't.
Another saying "no exoida / no six sams" (that is written correctly). And can anyone explain me why everyone is afraid of exodia?

1 turn ftks not fun in ranked and in unranked if they dont get the ftk they will most likely quit and all you did was watch them do a bunch of stuff alot of fun i know . and i saw the ice barriers note as well raptor no clue why he didnt wana play those

**koroyami** on 2011-07-16, 14:43

"lesbians only"

i dont know what she/he was thinking

**Adept VantageSP** on 2011-07-16, 16:56

"Ever dance with the devil in the pale Moonlight"

Not that funny, but strange.

**CatGirl** on 2011-07-16, 17:41

@ Fawkey (pg 1): I think that note takes the cake. Hilarious find.. I can agree with you on that one. >_<" How crazy is this?? Seriously?

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"Hot Single Guy"

I don't know what to make out of it other than thinking if he's looking for someone, a word to the wise, go to Match.com? Just keep gaming alone? YGO isn't a dating service. :/

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"only fats"

Um.. What a way to draw a crowd? *crickets* How crude really.
I would be surprised if he added, " , no skinny people" T_T"

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"no ocg"

Okay, we'll play dominoes instead. *shrug* What? xD

~ cat

**SpaceJam** on 2011-07-16, 17:44

Another one was "no dueling"

what else do you want to do? lol

**Eternaltorment** on 2011-07-16, 17:47

I just saw one that said

So many mexicans, They have computers now

Also <_< Cat girl is it me, Or is my name as Hmm on your signeture
"Eternaltorment, Every Duel You Play Is A Precious Piece Of Memory, Treasure Each One At Heart" <__< Kinda freaky