Don't complain about "broken" or "useless" cards until you've read this...

[Occultdude17]

People complain about such-and-such a card being "broken" or "useless", which usually leads to arguments, criticism, mockery and hate-clubs. So I think we all need a little perspective on the matter, which I hope will be accomplished with these two cards:


001 - Pillar of Victory
Spell, Normal
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If you have this card in your Deck, you win the Match.


002 - Pillar of Defeat
Spell, Normal
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If you have this card in your Deck, you lose the Match.


Both of them are cost-/condition-free NTKs that would hit before you even draw your opening hands (sorry Exodia), and they also win the entire Match for somebody. And just to make things worse, each of these cards is one-of-a-kind, so your opponent can't get a DRAW by having a copy themselves.

The reason they're called "Pillar of" is because they mark the ends the broken/useless scale. Next time you're complaining about a card's power or playability, remember these two cards and know that your grievances are nothing compared to what they'd be if Konami was stupid enough to create them. Every card is balanced/useful in comparison to these monstrosities... yes, even Chaos Emperor Dragon.

[Potus-Mat]

And yet, Konami would still Limit Pillar Of Victory after a while...

[Red_Chaos]

so would it all depend on who won the coin toss?

[storyteller]

It's one-of-a-kind, apparently.

[Occultdude17]

so would it all depend on who won the coin toss?

If that's how they decide Match Draws, then yes. No fun for anybody, is it?

[kangtuji]

Six Sams on steroids ?

[Tcbskater]

Remind me to run this in my side deck.